Cough Cough

I’m not saying I hate you, what I’m saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life.” I call that “transference”. I am transferring my dislike for you to Monday’s, lest you be offended. So let’s talk about Mondays. After a relaxing or...

Crazy Dreams and Missing Body Parts

“The older I get the less surprised I think I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.” Aging is difficult. But what’s the alternative? I think back to when I was a teenager. I thought 40 was old and I could not imagine how things...

My Alternate Reality

“What doesn’t kill you gives you a set of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a dark sense of humor.” I thought it was supposed to make you stronger. I like this quote (written anonymously) because it really makes me think. Do I have unhealthy coping...

Ronald’s Highchair and the Naked Truth

 “The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re okay, then it’s you.” (Rita Mae Brown) Mental illness is a serious matter and nothing to laugh at. However,...

No Room at the Inn

“Sometimes the amount of self-control it takes to not say what’s on my mind is so immense, I need a nap afterward.” In my younger adult years, after I married and had small children, I took a second job on weekends as a hotel desk clerk/night...

Boston at Night

Fraternities have a bad rep. It’s nothing new; it’s been that way for years. Regardless of how you feel about fraternities, there are some stories to tell, so here goes one. I was one of 13 in my Rho pledge class. 11 of us went on a pledge trip to Boston...

The Fifty Dollar Deer

I was going to college in Connecticut and stopped at my brother’s in Otsego NY, near Oneonta, on the way home for Thanksgiving. We went hunting and he shot a buck. We contacted my father who knew a butcher closer to my hometown, about 150 miles away. My brother...

Stupid GPS

“Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason” (Jerry Seinfeld). I was visiting my brother in Pennsylvania a couple of years ago, relying heavily on my GPS to guide me around. From his house, I started out on a trip to my hometown in western New York...

Do-overs

“A blank piece of paper is God’s way of telling us how hard it is to be God” (Sydney Sheldon). Oh where to begin? Fortunately, God let us figure out how to go from a blank piece of paper to a blank screen. I’ve spent hours in front of my blank...

Too Many Rabbits

“Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen” (John Steinbeck). I agree that yes, my ideas are like rabbits. First I have a couple and then they multiply. But it doesn’t stop at a dozen....