The Smartest Person in the Room

“People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.” (Isaac Asimov). I’ve never thought of myself as particularly smart. Back in my primary school days, they used to divide students up based on how quickly they could learn:...

Your “Gift” is in the Mail

12/24/23 So, Christmas is the “hap hap happiest time of the year”? Ha! I don’t think so. It takes about 30 days to get over the “Joy of Christmas”. Then you get the bill in the mail. Sure, it’s a happy time for kids. But for adults?...

Living in an Opposite World

Writer’s Rant for 12/23/23″Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.” (Paula Poundstone). My grandson Jack likes to play this game with me. He calls it the...

The Eternal Optimist

Writer’s Rant for 12/20″The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true.” (James Branch Cabell). Is your glass half full or half empty? Are you an optimist or a pessimist? I believe in the...

The Other Side of Me

Writer’s Rant for 12/17/23 The Other Side of Me “Sometimes I wish I were a nicer person, but then I laugh and continue my day.” OK, so I admit, I can be a little brash sometimes. I’m sure you have a general idea what brash means: self-assertive...

Let Me Validate You

“Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to use sarcasm.” (I don’t know the source of this quote, but I have it on a T-shirt). I prefer sarcasm. It’s a means to avoid being tactful. Tact requires honesty, but is not always kind. My problem is, honesty...

Speaking of Driving…

Sometimes English doesn’t make sense. We drive on parkways and park on driveways. Speaking of driving, Robin Williams asked the question: “Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?” After graduating college in Connecticut, I moved to Long Island. I...

You Don’t Get Me

“I don’t get you” can mean either, “I didn’t understand what you just said” OR “I don’t understand why you act as you do.” Those statements are more questions than observations. Some people have questioned the value of my blogs. In that sense, both...

Let Sleeping Dogs Lie

“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.” (Phyllis Diller) Personally, I don’t know how people can sleep after an argument. I know I can’t. I think it has to do with self-awareness. The primary difference between humans and animals is said to be...

My Favorite Ex’s

Many English words begin with the letters EX and are used in an equal number of contEXts. Some EXamples include: EXpert, EXactly, EXclude, EXpect, EXhibit, EXtra, EXtravagant, EXcuse, EXpand, EXploit, ETC. (which actually doesn’t begin with ex, but sure sounds...