The Hitchhiker’s Guide

Writer’s Rant for 11/26 In NC, “It shall be unlawful for any person to hitchhike or to solicit rides, or for the driver of any vehicle to stop for the purpose of picking up one who is hitchhiking or soliciting a ride, on any interstate or controlled access...

Fantasy

Writer’s Rant for 11/25 Now that I have your attention, let’s talk football. Fantasy Football. I started playing in a family fantasy league about five years ago. I did no prep to select my players and didn’t prepare ahead of time for the draft,...

Let’s Talk Turkey

Writer’s Rant for 11/23 Happy Thanksgiving- Things you may not know about turkeys: Female turkeys don’t gobble; they purr. Turkeys were originally bred for their feathers, not meat. Male (Toms) and Female (Hens) have different shaped poop. Turkeys have...

The Great Flood

The Great Flood The 4000th anniversary of the great flood will be in 2050 CE. Noah was there; I wasn’t. But I was around for the great flood of 1972. It was July and the remnants of Hurricane Agnus dumped about 12 inches of rain on us in about as many hours. It...

Good Times!

I used to like to snow ski. It was always a good time. Now I am torn. The mind is willing but the body is not. I learned to ski while I was in high school in upstate NY. When I went to college in Connecticut, my roommate and I and a few other friends would take trips...

Short Story Awards

“If you wrote down every single thought you ever had you would get an award for the shortest story ever.” Hm….. When I first read this, as a writer, I was offended. While I did complete an entire novel of almost 100,000 words resulting from my vivid imagination and a...

Eggs in my Pants

My college roommate and I were kidnapped one night. It was a rite of passage into the fraternity. On this particular night, we were grabbed from our dorm room, blindfolded and loaded into a vehicle. No words were spoken and we did not know our captors. We drove for...

The Tour Bus Debacle

If you’ve ever traveled anywhere in a tour bus, it can be fun, depending of course on who you are traveling with and where you’re headed. I’ve experienced tour busses as both passenger and driver. It’s a “what goes on behind the...

Cough Cough

I’m not saying I hate you, what I’m saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life.” I call that “transference”. I am transferring my dislike for you to Monday’s, lest you be offended. So let’s talk about Mondays. After a relaxing or...

Crazy Dreams and Missing Body Parts

“The older I get the less surprised I think I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.” Aging is difficult. But what’s the alternative? I think back to when I was a teenager. I thought 40 was old and I could not imagine how things...