Good Times!

I used to like to snow ski. It was always a good time. Now I am torn. The mind is willing but the body is not. I learned to ski while I was in high school in upstate NY. When I went to college in Connecticut, my roommate and I and a few other friends would take trips...

Short Story Awards

“If you wrote down every single thought you ever had you would get an award for the shortest story ever.” Hm….. When I first read this, as a writer, I was offended. While I did complete an entire novel of almost 100,000 words resulting from my vivid imagination and a...

Eggs in my Pants

My college roommate and I were kidnapped one night. It was a rite of passage into the fraternity. On this particular night, we were grabbed from our dorm room, blindfolded and loaded into a vehicle. No words were spoken and we did not know our captors. We drove for...

The Tour Bus Debacle

If you’ve ever traveled anywhere in a tour bus, it can be fun, depending of course on who you are traveling with and where you’re headed. I’ve experienced tour busses as both passenger and driver. It’s a “what goes on behind the...

Cough Cough

I’m not saying I hate you, what I’m saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life.” I call that “transference”. I am transferring my dislike for you to Monday’s, lest you be offended. So let’s talk about Mondays. After a relaxing or...

Crazy Dreams and Missing Body Parts

“The older I get the less surprised I think I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.” Aging is difficult. But what’s the alternative? I think back to when I was a teenager. I thought 40 was old and I could not imagine how things...